SCANDALOUS SATURDAYS

Dear Ex,

2011 is over... And so are we - 1stClassLadies

The Break Up Contract

The Definition

Break Up /verb/ (brk) (p)- to cease to exist as a unified whole

1stClassLadies meaning- WE DONE- FOR REAL FOR REAL

 The Reason

"OK I had enough! This mother F'er  done played me for the last time" Keisha- Bx,NY

"She think Ima keep buying her everything while she out shaken her a** every night she bugging" Sean- Bk,NY

"I'm more then just your baby mama remember that!!" Crystal- Qns, NY

"I'm tryna move up in the world and you still living in yesterday. When you gonna grow up?" Mike- NY,NY

Now that we understand what it is... it's time to get down to business!!

THE CONTRACT

The following is a code that both parties are to follow to insure order and sanity through out the course of this break up. After reading CAREFULLY please agree to these terms and conditions. In the event that one or both parties decide to break this contract THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!!! So if you do, understand your entering at your own risk.......

RULES AND REGULATIONS

1. Under no circumstance once you hear the words "I'M DONE", "ITS OVER", "WE'RE THROUGH", etc are you to take out your frustrations on any personal property!! These items most definitely include but are not limited to vehicles, clothing items, house funrniture, etc.

2. If sharing a rented or joint owned space SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO GO, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA!!  If leases aren't up or mortgages are being paid every month someone has to leave the property.  In some cases both parties may have to depart if the financial responsibility singly is a problem.

3. When splitting from one another remember to TAKE ALL YOUR SH*T!! Whatever you didn't pack on moving/ come get your stuff day is long gone. No disrespect but the point of a break up is to move on not to receive text messages and pop up visits talking about " I left my brown jacket" because guess what- YOUR BROWN JACKET LEFT TOO.

4. Fronting for friends is a NO NO. None of that bashing your ex with " he wasn't all that in bed anyway..." or " Man I knew she was a hoe from jump...." He had the right stroke when you two were together and she was a hoe but you mad her officially yours right?! Yes you two are done but feelings don't disappear over night. Except it if your hurting a bit and keep it pushing. A REAL man/woman understands the game and how its play while NEVER revealing it's winning OR losing tactics. On to the next game you go.

5. Post Break Up, You are not to force contact your ex's friends nor family!!  If they choose to speak to you let them be the ones to make contact.  DON'T TAKE IT UPON YOURSELF TO CALL, TEXT, EMAIL, SKYPE, VOXER, FB, TWEET, etc forcefully!! They probably wont want to speak with you to begin with.

6.  You are not ALLOWED to make quote on quote "I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE HERE" pop ups in any of your ex's places to be.  So LADIES if you know where your ex gets his hair cut and FELLAS if you know your ex's fave lunch spot don't pop up and then act like you were in the area.  STOP LYING!! Your desperate at that point.

7. Trying to destroy your ex's new relationship will NEVER work. That saying "I was first and I will be last" is a lie. Even if you mess up the first few, there will always be another. Not to mention what your gaining by doing this which is absolutely nothing. If it's because you want them back your in the wrong contract. When you decide to except this theory you will be able to move on to YOUR new relationship.

8. Dating one of your ex's friends after him/her is not only a rule but a code of respect. Not for your ex- BUT FOR YOURSELF! Whether you choose to believe it or not it reflex you as a person. In other words have some damn morals!! There is plenty of fish in the sea. Just a thought for you who don't agree- is his/her friend will date you right after who's to say what else they will do to you.....

9. When children are involved know that THEY COME FIRST!!! This changes the contract a bit because depending on the age of the child, there will be contact between the two of you. whatever reason you broke up either good, bad, or mutual reasoning understand  that the kid(s) didn't ask to be her or in this situation. No frustration should be talking out on or in front of them. No down talking the other party in their presence. That is their other parent- how you feel about him/her should NOT affect how they feel. Allow them to form their own opinion in that area. Be adults not spiteful children. All that not letting him see the kid(s) because he didn't call or not paying child support because she gets on your nerve only hurts the child.

10. For those who's break up is mutual, there is nothing wrong with being friends- later down the rode. Give yourselves time to heal from the break up. It might be on both your terms but that doesn't mean the feelings have fully gone away. Give each other space.

I agree with the terms and conditions to this contract and will follow them accordingly. I understand that I am a grown ass man/woman and can do whatever I want however, if doing what I want is not consistent with this contract, I am on my own. And if I fail, am slapped with a restraining order, beat up by his/her new boo, or made a complete idiot out of- its my own damn fault.     

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                       (Her)

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                       (him)